Rules of the Road

1. The Chaos Theory of Dye

Look, every shirt is hand-tied and hand-painted in the Vermont woods. That means no two shirts are exactly alike. The shirt you get will have the vibe and colors you picked, but the universe decides exactly where the drips go. Embrace the variance.

2. Custom Orders (Patience, Man)

If you order from "The Lab," I'm making that fresh for you. It takes about 1-2 weeks to create, cure, wash, and dry. You can't rush art, and you definitely can't rush a good cure time.

3. Returns & Bummers

If I sent you a shirt with a hole in it, I'll fix it. But since custom orders are made just for you, I can't take returns just because "the purple isn't purple enough." For stock items ("Galen's Picks"), you've got 14 days to send it back unworn if it doesn't fit your aura.

4. Washing Instructions

Treat it right: Wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low or line dry in the sun. Don't bleach it, obviously.